Friday, February 12, 2010

WWW....... its a Weird Wired World

[Disclaimer: All the content mentioned here is purely for the purpose of entertainment ,It has no intention to distort image of any individual or any company ]


Some call it Internet.
Some call it Nuisance
Some call it WWW
Some call it "triple double U" [lolz..]
But to me its a Weird Wired World.

Why??
For a next page and a half I will share my views as to why I find this really awesome invention as I Labeled it.

Through the net we hook on the world of information getting almost anything any information we desire.[crap..everybody knows that]
But do we know what price do we pay for this so called information we avail?
No,Its not the cost of connection I am talking about,that`s materialistic, the price we pay for this information is our 'PRIVACY '[in bold in quotes and in capital letters]

Now u`ll say how come it invades our privacy? Well .. Each of us have been storing our personal information on the net in some form or the other, be it social networking sites, Chat clients , pictures, photographs,sms servers in short anything that tells what you are as an individual.



Situation :A guy was searching for some information over the net and he received an Sms for the same the other day although he did not ask for.
For those who are still confused as to what I just said this is what happened.He Logged on to his mail. parallely in another tab he was searching for some information on EXCEL spreadsheet.And later in the day he receive`s an SMS over some training institute that trains one in using EXCEL, not even did He receive the information but his friends too got the same sms, And he was wondering how the hell did all of them receive the info he was searching over the net?
Then he found the link to connect the dots...he was logged onto his mail account, so the search engine where he clicked for the information knew who was searching the information he has an online account to send free sms, where he has stored his contact no. as well that of his friends for the purpose of Sms`ing them.And hence the whole circle is completed

I think we all got a picture over what the above situation is all about...


Surely this does not harm us in any manner , infact, at times it helps us providing relevant information which at times proves to be very helpful to us in times of emergency or adversity and for this purpose i say
Its a Weird Wired World.



Saturday, February 6, 2010

tumhara khoon khoon aur humara khoon nariyal-pani

scene 1: part I:
Three guys going on a single bike on a road which is fortified with the scores of policemen who are just waiting like hungry vulture.
They are spotted violating this traffic law and promptly asked license, P.U.C before being handed over a fine memo that says ..."dude Sunday ki masti bhool jaa ye hari patti(rs.100 ) to gayi!!"

part II:
A traffic policeman dropping his TWO of the family members to some place in the city on a bike which is strictly for official use.When he passes over the aforesaid traffic wall , not a soul moves to stop him, in fact, a nice smile is given back!!!

which gets me saying "tumhara khoon khoon humara khoon nariyal-pani"


Scene 2 :
2 guys find that being single is fun and it is very hazardous to have a creature called GF come near them.

Guy A comes in contact with the above mentioned creature,roams with her but does it tactfully keeping his friends ignorant of it.

Guy B also does something similar.

One day Guy A spots Guy B with his GF on a bike bamm!!!!
Allegationsstart " sale gaddar... tu to bolta tha ki ladki ke chakkar mein nahi padega!!! aur pada bhi to kisi bhi dost ko bataya bhi nahi.
aisa karte zara bhi sharam nahi aayi.. kumse kum bata to sakta tha na ki abb tu single nahi raha ...
bla blA bla
Guy B feels like bad that he betrayed his clan and feels sad but suddenly...

Guy C comes "abe chotu(refering to guy A).... kal kaha tha be ... Himalaya mall mein dekha tha tujhe... kaun thi wo ladki..?? bahut dino se dekh raha hu.. koi GF mil gai hain kya!!!"

bamb bammb!!!! Guy B: Achchha to iss wajah se tu itne dino se kum kum dikhai de raha hian..
volleyball khelene bhi nahi aata .. abb pata chala sale teri so called " family meetings" kaha jati hain.....

ye to wahi baat ho gayi "tumhara khoon khoon humara khoon nariyal-pani"


Sometimes we become hypocrite, it may be that we are unaware of it and do it .. sometimes its intentional.While being hypocrite in ignorance is no excuse, doing so knowingly is something which one should worry about.Its like cheating your own self.keeping double standards may bring you company but in wont bring you the Respect that you would get by standing by what one says.

comments welcomed...