tumhara khoon khoon aur humara khoon nariyal-pani

scene 1: part I:
Three guys going on a single bike on a road which is fortified with the scores of policemen who are just waiting like hungry vulture.
They are spotted violating this traffic law and promptly asked license, P.U.C before being handed over a fine memo that says ..."dude Sunday ki masti bhool jaa ye hari patti(rs.100 ) to gayi!!"

part II:
A traffic policeman dropping his TWO of the family members to some place in the city on a bike which is strictly for official use.When he passes over the aforesaid traffic wall , not a soul moves to stop him, in fact, a nice smile is given back!!!

which gets me saying "tumhara khoon khoon humara khoon nariyal-pani"


Scene 2 :
2 guys find that being single is fun and it is very hazardous to have a creature called GF come near them.

Guy A comes in contact with the above mentioned creature,roams with her but does it tactfully keeping his friends ignorant of it.

Guy B also does something similar.

One day Guy A spots Guy B with his GF on a bike bamm!!!!
Allegationsstart " sale gaddar... tu to bolta tha ki ladki ke chakkar mein nahi padega!!! aur pada bhi to kisi bhi dost ko bataya bhi nahi.
aisa karte zara bhi sharam nahi aayi.. kumse kum bata to sakta tha na ki abb tu single nahi raha ...
bla blA bla
Guy B feels like bad that he betrayed his clan and feels sad but suddenly...

Guy C comes "abe chotu(refering to guy A).... kal kaha tha be ... Himalaya mall mein dekha tha tujhe... kaun thi wo ladki..?? bahut dino se dekh raha hu.. koi GF mil gai hain kya!!!"

bamb bammb!!!! Guy B: Achchha to iss wajah se tu itne dino se kum kum dikhai de raha hian..
volleyball khelene bhi nahi aata .. abb pata chala sale teri so called " family meetings" kaha jati hain.....

ye to wahi baat ho gayi "tumhara khoon khoon humara khoon nariyal-pani"


Sometimes we become hypocrite, it may be that we are unaware of it and do it .. sometimes its intentional.While being hypocrite in ignorance is no excuse, doing so knowingly is something which one should worry about.Its like cheating your own self.keeping double standards may bring you company but in wont bring you the Respect that you would get by standing by what one says.

comments welcomed...